i’m thinking about sending them messages with why i am unfriending them
“you’re boyfriend is really ugly”
“you’re life is boring and i’m bored just looking at your page”
“i’m glad you got that canon 5d you wanted for christmas and that the band from our hometown asked you to take some photos of them, but you are not a photographer and your facebook is not twitter for jesus so please stop hash tagging every status you make #praise the lord #DOwut IS rYtE”
“i’m not deleting you because i’ve counted and i only have 5 black facebook friends and i need to keep that number solid”
“i kind of want to keep you because you have goofy wayward eyes but the goofy eye to photos of you trying on prom dresses in belk even though prom was 5 years ago ratio is…well….it is one to one but still it’s not worth it for me”
“i never want you to tell me about what my sister said to you ever again i know what she said i know what she always says she is my fucking sister duh”
“i’m only friends with you because your brother walked into my house once wearing a patriot suit and my dog bit him”
“you are german and you live in germany i will never see you again”
